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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Teacher: Your homework for tomorrow is !#$%^#@#$%%

Student: That's a lot....I hate you.

Teacher: Oh really??? Doesn't matter, I still get paid.


Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Chris: I will throw this into that bin....wanna bet huh!

Nick: Ok....I will pay you 1000US....eh....if you can~~

Chris: What? Are you serious? The distance from here to the bin is so freaking close. Pay me man.

[Missed]

Chris: Gay!

Nick: HAHA!

Chris: Again!

Nick: Ok...this time i will give you 10000US.

[Missed again]

Chris: NONONO....again!

Nick: No....you will miss anyways.

Chris: Gay....fine....i will get it in....

[He missed 5 times - stopped trying]

Chris: Gay...not again.....I am not picking that up

[Mr. Raymer heard that]

[Mr. Raymer and Chris stared at each other for 10 seconds]

Mr. Raymer: What do you mean you are not picking that up...

Chris: No!!!


Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Abortion

 

Mrs Jok: We will have debate on inequalities.

Chris: Yea! Abortion.

JCL: Why do you like abortion so much? You already said that for ten million times.

Chris: Yea! Unabortable creature. Like Kelvin.

JCL: And you Chris!

Dori: Yes. I agree with that.

JCL: (whispering) Chris should be happy because he is one of the creatures that was suppose to be aborted.

Dori: HAHA!! He was just too lucky and escaped that.


Monday, June 05, 2006

Trying to act cool

 

Mrs Jok: So in the story, who died?

Class: The girl and the baby.

Mrs Jok: Right.

Chris: Too bad, so sad. What a tragedy! Let's have a party. (Thinking that he is funny.)

(The whole class laughed)

JCL: (whispering) Why does he always do that? Does he think that is cool or something?

Dori: (whispering) Yea I know. He thinks he is entertaining the class.

JCL: (whispering) We were not really laughing with him.

Dori: (whispering) Yea! The whole class was just laughing at his reaction and his "lovely" face.

JCL: (whispering) Yes. We were laughing at him. HAHA!

Dori: (whispering) He is always like that. Thinks that he is cool.

Chris: SHUT UP!!!

JCL: (whispering) The only thing he knew is asking other people to shut up.


Sunday, June 04, 2006

The Purpose of Learning Magic

 

JCL: Isn’t that amazing?

Kenson: Yea! Cool! Teach me.

JCL: Ok. But why? Like you already have a girlfriend.

Kenson: Oh!

JCL: I didn’t mean I that I learn magic is because of…

Kenson: I knew it man!

JCL: I just want to improve my socialize skills.

Kenson: Oh! That is cool.



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